101 Links - Enter at your own risk

• I want to be anonymous http://www.anonymizer.com/ - http://www.freedom.net/

• I want to be cool http://www.davincisnotebook.com/

• I want to be sick http://www.vomit.com/ 

• I want to be surprised http://random.yahoo.com/bin/ryl

• I want to be a witch www.witchvox.com/xbasics.html

• I want hard facts http://www.eb.com/

• I want to build a PC http://www.ehow.com/

• I want to relive my wasted youth www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/1011/

• I want to buy a Punching Nun http://www.mcphee.com/

• I want to buy a Sergeant Pepper costume http://www.exult.co.uk/

• I want to buy a rare Radiohead concert poster http://www.pushposters.com/

• I want to buy Metal Gear Solid http://www.gameplay.com/

• I want to slash my bills http://www.buy.co.uk/

• I want to catch a train http://www.thetrainline.com/

• I want to cheat my way through Deus Ex http://www.happypuppy.com/

• I want to cheat on my wife http://www.datingdirect.com/ - http://www.pearlsw.com/ 

• I want to check my E-mail from anywhere http://www.mailstart.com/

• I want the weather forecast for Outer Mongolia www.cnn.com/weather/

• I want to complain http://www.ispreview.co.uk/ - http://www.asa.org.uk/ - http://www.open.gov.uk/

• I want to copy someone else's hard work http://cheatfactory.hypermart.net/

• I want to learn to speak Klingon http://www.kli.org/

• I want to cure the common cold http://www.internethealthlibrary.com/

• I want to download all the shareware in the world http://www.tucows.com/ - http://www.download.com/

• I want to download the latest game demos www.avault.com/pcrl/ 

• I want to find a better ISP http://www.net4nowt.com/

• I want a better job http://www.monster.co.uk/

• I want to find inner happiness http://www.myfuture.net/

• I want to find my way to Tipperary http://www.mapquest.com/

• I want to know who played the female lead in Hawk the Slayer http://www.imdb.com/

• I want a pint http://www.goodguides.co.uk/

• I want to find out all about Spam http://www.spam.com/

• I want to know if the moon landings were faked www.data-online.co.uk/moonfake.htm

• I want to find out the law about fiddling my taxes http://www.hmce.gov.uk/ - http://www.inlandrevenue.gov.uk/ 

• I want to know what "antidisestablishmentarianism" means http://dictionary.cambridge.org/

• I want to know what Phong Shading is http://www.gamedictionary.com/ 

• I want to know what's wrong with me http://onhealth.webmd.com/

• I want to get away from it all http://www.lastminute.com/

• I want to find the best on-line prices http://www.kelkoo.com/ - http://www.computerprices.co.uk/

• I want to get the latest news and comment http://news.bbc.co.uk/ - http://www.guardian.co.uk/

• I want to be a secret agent http://www.spyshop.co.uk/

• I want to see the best site in the whole god darned world http://www.pcformat.co.uk/

• I want to go travelling. Man. http://www.lonelyplanet.com/

• I want to graffiti Web pages http://www.pootpoot.com/

• I want to host a dinner party www.learn2.com/05/0548/0548.asp - http://www.online-cookbook.com/ 

• I want to join MI5 http://www.mi5.gov.uk/

• I want to join the mafia http://dir.yahoo.com/society_and_culture/crime/organized_crime/mafia/

• I want to know how good looking I am http://www.amihotornot.com/

• I want to have insects for my dinner www.ent.iastate.edu/misc/insectsasfood.html

• I want to know the answer to life, the universe and everything http://www.h2g2.com/

• I want the latest cricket news and views http://www.cricket365.com/

• I want to be blinded by science http://www.newscientist.com/

• I want to catch a double-figure barbel http://www.barbel.co.uk/

• I want to laugh at cloth-eared gets http://www.kissthisguy.com/

• I want to laugh myself silly at made-up news stories http://www.theonion.com/ - http://www.the-sun.co.uk/

• I want to dance, salsa-style www.salsafreak.com/stories/steps.htm

• I want to learn to program in Java http://www.virtualtextbook.com/

• I want to live forever http://www.alexchiu.com/

• I want to mend my toilet http://www.diy.co.uk/

• I want to mix a perfect Bloody Mary http://cocktails.about.com/

• I want to overclock my CPU (http://www.tomshardware.com/

• I want to plan a road trip across America http://www.roadtripamerica.com/ - http://maps.expedia.com/

• I want to play Counterstrike http://www.barrysworld.com/

• I want to play GTA - for free http://www.freeloader.com/

• I want to play games that are older than I am http://www.vintagegaming.com/

• I want to play the markets and retire in my forties http://www.fool.co.uk/

• I want to raise cash for tat http://www.ebay.com/ - http://www.qxl.co.uk/

• I want to read David Copperfield http://www.gutenberg.org/

• I want to bitch about the IT industry http://www.theregister.co.uk/ - http://www.ntk.net/

• I want to read scurrilous gossip about celebrities http://www.popbitch.com/

• I want to invent something http://www.idea-a-day.com/

• I want to have my own domain name http://www.123reg.co.uk/

• I want to vote in the next election www.homeoffice.gov.uk/elections/index.htm

• I want to search for space aliens http://setiathome.ssl.berkeley.edu/ 

• I want to search the Web http://www.c4.com/

• I want to see a map of the Internet www.cs.bell-labs.com/who/ches/map/gallery/index.html

• I want to get rid of my hangover http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/

• I want to see horrific real-life photos http://www.rotten.com/

• I want to destroy my PC http://pics.juranet.net/index.html - http://totl.net/Eunuch/index.html 

• I want to know what the weather will be like in a fortnight www.meto.gov.uk/weather/europe/uk/ukprospect.html

• I want to sell my old banger http://www.thecarexchange.co.uk/ - http://www.carseller.co.uk/

• I want to set up a LAN http://firingsquad.gamers.com/guides/lan/

• I want to create a Web log http://www.blogger.com/

• I want to set up an organic allotment www.bury-rd.demon.co.uk/organic.htm

• I want to know if my PC's secure http://grc.com/

• I want to solve the JFK conspiracy www.whatreallyhappened.com/RANCHO/POLITICS/JFK/jfk.html

• I want to take a personality test www.allhealth.com/onlinepsych

• I want to text message me mates www.uk.lycos.de/service/sms/

• I want to trace an E-mail http://www.neotrace.com/

• I want to trace my family tree www.cyndislist.com/genuk.htm

• I want to translate this Japanese instruction manual into English www.linear.mv.com/cgi-bin/j-e/dict

• I want to use WAP without buying a phone http://ttemulator.com/

• I want to visit a Web site that makes my PC go mental http://www.absurd.org/

• I want to spend less time on the Internet http://www.netaddiction.com/

• I want to find the latest gaming gubbins www.dailyradar.co.uk/pc/ - http://www.oldmanmurray.com/ - http://www.bluesnews.com/ - http://www.pcgr.com/ - http://www.ga-rpg.com/

• I want to keep my PC up to date http://www.winfiles.com/ - http://www.windowsupdate.com/ - http://updates.zdnet.com/ - http://www.mcafee.com/ - http://www.3dfx.com/

• I want to splash my cash http://www.shopsmart.com/ - http://www.2020shops.com/ - http://www.shopyell.co.uk/ - http://www.shopspy.co.uk/ - www.which.net/webtrader/alphalist_a.html

I want to give up bad habits 

• Smoking: http://www.givingupsmoking.co.uk/

• Drinking: http://www.alcoholics-anonymous.org.uk/

• Swearing: http://www.cusscontrol.com/

• Gambling: http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/

• Farting: www.medetail.co.uk/home-doc/search.cgi?Flatulence

I want to get a life

• Lose weight: http://www.weightwatchers.co.uk/

• Get fit: www.phys.com/fitness/analysis/

• Get laid: http://www.sosuave.com/

• Get a life: www.smarteric.com/smarteric/articles.html

• Be more organised: www.mindtools.com/page5.html

• I want to change the world http://www.dropthedebt.org/ - http://www.thehungersite.com/ - http://www.corporatewatch.org/ - http://www.amnesty.org/ - http://www.nspcc.org.uk/